Awkward Comes in Sets of 3

It started when I moved in with Kearsen and Josh one summer. It continued to Jim and Cherie a couple years later. And then it found Tera and James.

I'm talking about my shameless ability to be the third wheel.

This is Tera and James.

And me.

I'm dressed up as Waldo here.

This picture was taken on Halloween because we decided to dress up, the three of us.

I didn't realize that they were taking a couple picture over there.

I'm sure everybody has these moments, but for me they never stop. Here's a little story to help you understand the 3rd dimension, in case you're socially perfect and have never been in a situation like that.

This is me, Laurissa, (the very tall king in a Snuggie)

and sometimes I go to parties

and dress up as food.

My friends are really nice.

Most of them are 2/3 my size

and have a shorter fall, but

they can be awkward, too.

Sometimes everybody else gets it but me.

And that's what I've discovered about threes.